I've had some terrible commutes, but so far the road has never collapsed beneath me, causing me to plunge, trapped in my car, into the rapidly moving waters of the Mississippi River and then, assuming I didn't die, swim to safety. Yes, I thought, sucking in a terrified breath with my heart in my throat as someone behind me veeeeery nearly rear-ended me, I'll take latte on the console over that.
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"Always look on the bright side of life."
I was sorry to hear about this! Very scary...
Tony "Haircut" Snow explained today that our federal government inspected the bridge and said there were problems, so the state of Minnesota is to blame for not having fixed the bridge. I guess Minn. Governor Tim Pawlenty pissed away all the bridge-fixin' federal funds on cocaine and hookers at that Mardis Gras party in New Orleans. Man, he was so baked.
Isn't this Jesse the Body ventura's fault?
If Ventura were still Governor, he would have lumbered out to I35 and held that bridge up - not just until all the cars were safely off the bridge, but until rush hour was over.
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