Hope you didn't touch any of the evidence or move the body before CSI could get there. You do know that you and Jeremiah will be the prime suspects, don't you?
I was just about to ask if you'd found a pulse!
Poor Jeremiah started to climb the stairs, looked up and saw some dangling fingers and the top of a motionless head. The post title is a direct quote from him. Don't worry mom, we've learned a thing or two from our kids. When the cops ask, we'll blame the dog.
You should do a chalk outline every time that happens. In time, the house will be full of them and the kids will have that freaky memory to contend with later. It's your responsibility -- like when our parents always dyed the bath water red.
Cute and terrifying...the joys of parenthood, huh?
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