Wednesday, May 30, 2007
It's just sitting there in the middle of the kitchen
I've been avoiding the room entirely. Every time I peek in there, it remains, immovable. Why won't it just disappear the way so many giant southern roaches have in past? Where do they go? Can't they take it with them? Earlier I stood right in front of it, staring at it, sipping my coffee. It just sat there. I understand Alice's inability to resist, but the cake she found that said "eat me" only made her smaller. This cake promises to do the opposite. This is more of an explode out of the house with giantness cake. I regret having promised Steve & Joy there'd be birthday cake left when they came over tonight (at this rate, there might not). I regret not insisting Jeremiah take it with him to work. It won't shut up. It wants me to eat it for breakfast. I should've just worked from the office today. Going to be a long one...
Posted by LMP at 7:56 AM