Meanwhile, at Kevin's request, here's a religion meme to pass the time. Don't know what a meme (rhymes with dream) is? Here's a nice summation from Brent Sibly at the University of Canterbury's Dept of Philosophy:
OK, so here we go, we'll call this Kevin's meme (Kevin you better respond to this in the comments or I'm coming after you). Everyone else, please take a moment to sate our curiosity. No judgements, just wondering.
Memes offer us a way to understand our psychology and the evolution of our
thoughts, technology, artifacts, music, and art. They can be defined as small
sets of instructions that produce behavior. When enough of these instructions
get together in a brain, a mind develops. Such a mind can be understood and
predicted by looking at its composite memes.
What is God? - "God" is the metaphorical embodiment of the divine; a single name for all that is good and powerful
Where is God? - There is God in everything and everyone, even if you'd swear some people contain no good at all
What does God do? - God allows us to exist as a community, to be connected in some way to every other thing in our world and to ourselves as sentient beings